Eliot

Outdoor Adventures Eliot

Outdoor Adventures True tales from a white-collar redneck.... 'Out There' "Clever and Fun" If you like to: Laugh? Be inspired? Learn new words? New tricks? Experience intense adventures vicariously? Work on getting over your Acrophobia, Dysgrammatophobia and Deprecophobia? Understand the 31 senses known to humanity? And, or gain deeper wisdom? Then this book is for you. It will pay for itself many times over. "eliot, are you serious?"Yes. Mathematically speaking that is only about $.30 per story, or $.23 when including the bonus stories. Very cheap when considering the fact the author did not die at least 11 times! Even cheaper, is cheating death for $1.18 each time and you can read about it. Just one Life Hack is worth the price of admission. One Life Hack is priceless, and each Life Hack averages less than a dollar. Then consider the fun tricks coming in around $1.86 each. Very cost effective for all the fun loving tricksters out there. Good times to be sure. There is much wisdom written for those with thirsty ears, and who doesn't like wisdom? But, this book was not written for wisdom, life hacks, fun facts, fun tricks or the three secrets of life. IT WAS WRITTEN TO MAKE YOU LAUGH. So, become a rogue reader today.