Guy R. Phillips

Road Games - a Satirical Look at Driving in the United States Guy R. Phillips

Have you ever thought you were the only good driver left? That everyone else is an idiot? That there should be drive-through vending machines on the freeway? If you have, you're not alone! This book will show conclusive proof that most people should not have a drivers' license, a car, or breathing privileges. Seriously, though, this is a good book for beginning drivers, or those from foreign lands, or all women, or youth, or old people. Yes, anyone can benefit from my years of observing bad drivers, especially me... if I can get you to purchase multiple copies! Road Games will show you how to properly maneuver on the road, with sections on etiquette, types of drivers, and advanced driving techniques that will make you the ultimate know-it-all, and give you that feeling of superiority whenever you get behind the wheel! Read what others are saying about Road Games: "This is the best book I've ever read!" - Guy R. Phillips, Author "Too many parentheses!" - Kimberley Baum, Expert "You have got to read this!" - Guy R. Phillips, Author "I can't wait for the sequel!" - homeless person, gave $5