Nicholas Reed

The Dinkum Aussie Dunny Companion Nicholas Reed

How much time do you spend in the dunny? Statistics say around 11 minutes and 30 seconds EVERY SINGLE DAY - which tallies up to about half a week a year or SEVERAL MONTHS of your life! Are you letting all that valuable time go to waste? Not any longer! With THE DINKUM AUSSIE DUNNY COMPANION you'll be using every second you spend there to your advantage. It's the first book designed to let your enforced visits to the dunny enrich your mind - and have loads of fun at the same time! Whether you're in the dunny for a few seconds or many minutes at a time, there's something of interest in this book for you. It's packed with enough of the funny, the weird and the wonderful to drive you potty! In short, this is the book for the dunny devotee, the philosopher (and the clown) on the outhouse throne. We GUARANTEE you will ... * Roar with laughter at scores of CARTOONS, GAGS and JOKES! * Enjoy the best world's best DUNNY GAMES! * Test your skill with amazing BRAINTEASERS and QUIZZES! * Relax with loads of useless information, dinki-di AUSSIE TALES ... and much more! What the critics say A wee hoot! - Association for the Advancement of Dunny Technology It's a real stinker! - Public Decency League